I've never had this many viewers on my blog before.
Nor did I ever think that I'd get this many.
I thought my blog was just me annoyingly ranting about first-world problems, which, in turn, is another first-world problem...
Well, now that I know that my blog has an actual audience, I'll devise more devious posts and create a wondrous world of veering vexation for all of you fellow humans, cats, dogs, toddlers, teens, stoves and cherries.
[If you haven't noticed already, alliteration is a big thing of mine.]
If you have any topic requests, send them in to me by whichever method you prefer.
And, hence, my blog lives on.
... Unless I die, at which point my blog will not be continued for obvious reasons.
... I have a crap load of homework, so I'll add an actual post later.
Last minute, it always seems that teachers simply vomit all their assignments onto you, at which I feel very disgusted at their time management.
And they constantly tell us:
WELL CHIIIILDREN, YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO MANAGE YOUR TIIIIME...
... Perhaps you should start doing the same, teacher.
They always complain about how:
AUUGHH IM NOT DONE MARKING YEEET AND I HAVE AAAAALL OF THESE NEW ASSIGNMENTS TO MAAARK..
... Bitch, you assigned them.
So, don't even think of blaming it on us.
But life goes on...
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