Trending Media

[dictionary def] The means of mass social communication excessively regarded by the public, creating a popular or 'mainstream' idea throughout society

[personal def] An annoying fanbase of obsessive teenage girls anywhere and anytime, regardless of actual gender identity; applicable to most trending media, whether it originates from adolescent girls, fully grown men, toddlers, tables, hammers or apricots.

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

North American Weeaboos

[def] A person (typically of Anglo-Saxon descent) that is entirely obsessed with Japanese culture and anime. This is the kind of person that goes to a community college to major in Japanese in hopes of one day moving to glorious Tokyo to become one with the anime culture.
 

Yes, weeaboos... They are everywhere...

Weeaboos are certainly interesting specimens of the human race.
I know or have encountered several weeaboos before and I honestly have no comment.

There are two types of weeaboos.
The kind that is overly obesessed with lame stuff.
And the kind who knows hardly anything but deems themselves an otaku anyway
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The ones who are obsessed aren't JUST obsessed; their minds host an extreme obsession that is unsurprisingly unfathomable. Pure insanity. They're into really common anime-based material, like Vocaloid or Sailor Moon. I honestly have no problem with Vocaloid, but these people are so into this shit that they memorize the lyrics, the dances and have their mobile devices chock full of these robotic songs. And neither do I have a problem with Sailor Moon, although I do loathe the art style. Just, I really hate overly obsessed people.

And the most annoying thing about this kind of media fanbase is that they bother third party members of society, asking them:
HEY DO YOU KNOW WHAT VOCALOID IS?? O RLY?? SO WE CAN TOTALLY BE BEST FRIENDS AND WE CAN SING AND DANCE TOGETHER!! AND WE CAN SHARE SONGS AND YOU CAN BORROW MY ALL MY 249863981398 CDS AND...
... No, just no.

The second type of weeaboo are annoying, but not as bad as type one.

These are the kinds who want to seem like they're into anime and extremely knowledgable about the subject, when they really aren't. This type 2 weeaboo are those kinds in an anime club who join, not to share their interests in anime, but to learn more about it, acting as if they already know everything from the very beginning.

THEY ARE PREEEEEEEEEETTY ANNOYING.

Oh and, both of these weeaboos have one factor in common: the reproduction of Japanese art.

Pictures of Naruto, Sasuke, Ichigo, Rukia, Sakura, Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin & Len and several other well-known anime figures.
And thing about these works of art is that, to be quite frank, they suck.
They are like a piece of shit that someone just shitted out.
Actually, they're so shitty that it's like its a piece of shit that came from another piece of shit that they shitted out.

... In other words, it looks as if it was traced.

9999999999999% TRACED.

And hence, weeaboos are the one of the most infuriating people on this planet.



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