One Direction and Justin Bieber

Once again, the fangirling takes place...

 

 

One Direction and Justin Bieber and their fanbase is complete insanity.

 

These media trends have defined and brought the term obsession to an entirely new perspective.

They've taken the minds of young girls everywhere.

 

SO, FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANKIND'S SCARCE LOGICAL ABILITY...

 

STOP.

 

JUST  STOP.

 

The amount of madness these popular boys introduce into society, whether it be One Direction, Justin Bieber or anyone else, is beyond my comprehension.

 

It's 9213874908571987% unfathomable.

 

Honestly, THEIR SONGS AREN'T EVEN THAT GOOD.

 

They might have a catchy tune or beat here and there, but, admit it, the number of times we hear these guys sing on the radio just makes it super annoying.

 

21st century song lyrics have developed soooo much.

 

From the brilliant chorus lines of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody and Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah to Justin Bieber's suuuper complex chorus:

BAY-BEH BAY-BEH BAY-BEH OHHHHHHHHHHHHH LIKE BAY-BEH BAY-BEH BAY-BEH OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Dafuq, man, can't you at least come up with a more interesting chorus line?

 

And their looks...

 

Thank goodness Justin changed his bowlcut to a regular hairstyle. I personally thought the style was too weird on him.

 

And One Direction...

 

A few of them remind me of some sorts of animals...

 

I think that Zayn Malik is the funniest one of them all, in terms of looks...

 

He reminds me of a... A skunk.

 

 

... It's true though...

 

This isn't really an animal but... Harry Styles reminds me of the Overly Obsessed Girlfriend meme.

 

 

His smile is highly relatable...

 

The other three guys don't have an impulsive characteristics within their appearances, so I'll go easy on 'em and just say that they're fine.

 

So yeah, that's a bit on my opinion about fangirling on 21st century trending male singers.