Gangsters and Low-Riding

This has to be the stupidest trend out there...

 

I view low-riding as a stupid weird clothing trend, and not just weird, but also disgusting.

I walk up the stairs everyday and at least once a day, I see one of these so-called 'gangsters,' who technically aren't even wearing their pants. They aren't even gangsters;  they're just a bunch of guys who waddle around like penguins, don't wear pants the way they were designed to be worn and think they're super cool.

 

One thing's for sure:

 

 

 

There are three types of low-riders, which I call Triple M:

1. The Modicum

These guys are the ones who are acceptably wearing their pants.

Not only just acceptably, but they ARE wearing their pants. These boys wear their pants to a personal comfort level, but there isn't any 'visual' (if you get what I mean...).

I find this first level quite acceptable. And I do applaud these boys who obviously respect others around them and wear their pants accordingly.

 

2. The (not-so) Moderate

 

Now this is wear the HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL part begins.

These guys are the ones, when walking up the stairs, whose bright red underwear is peaking from under their sweater and all in your face, going: HAH, SO YOU FOUND ME. WELL GO AHEAD TAKE A LONGER LOOK UNTIL I ACTUALLY START WALKING UP THE STAIRS

 

And, honestly, come on, guys. Don't you have at least a bit of pride and embarrassment in yourself? You're practically showcasing your boxers to the entire human society, out of which 99.9% don't want to see them.

 

There's this guy I know (whose name I'll not disclose), who had mentioned that he doesn't like guys (or anyone for the matter) who wear their pants like that.

And coming from a guy, this kinda means a lot.

 

But, this level isn't as bad as the next...

 

3. The Maximum

 

 

Now, here...

 

THEY AREN'T EVEN WEARING THEIR MOTHERFUCKING PANTS.

Like, WHAT THE FREAKIN' HELL HAS SOCIETY BEEN THINKING IN TERMS OF CLOTHING APPAREL TRENDS.

SHAME ON TREND-SETTERS AND FASHION DESIGNERS WHO'VE INTRODUCED THIS HORRID STYLE SENSE INTO EXISTENCE.

THIS IS HORRIBLE.

THIS IS THE END OF THE ACCEPTABLE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

 

So that's pretty much the gist of my thoughts.

 

This type of 'style' is the type I don't even want to start explaining my personal opinion on.

But, hey, this is a rant blog, so why not...?

 

So, these guys have no sense of pride, no sense of embarassment and, most importantly, no awareness of society's actual preferences whatsoever.

 

They truly have a dillusional sense of manliness.

If they think waddling around in pants sagging to their mid-thighs (or lower) is very manly, these boys need to re-check that factor of their teenager lives. They're walking around, thinking:

MMMYEEEAAHHH BITCHES GONNA START CHECKING ME OOUUUTT

 

And meanwhile, everyone is staring at these guys, thinking:

DAFUQ IS HE WEARING...? BOY, YOU BETTER PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON OTHERWISE SOME BITCH IS GONNA HURT YOUR FEEEEELINGS. AND IF THEY DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU, I'MMA GONNA DO IT FOR 'EM.

 

Gosh, what has this world come to...


It's unthinkable, unfathomable.

But, well, that's society for ya.