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Thursday, 20 December 2012

December 21, 2012: End of the World?

Everyone knows about the upcoming Mayan-claimed apocalyptic event that is predicted to happen tomorrow.
 
 
So, apparently, the Mayans predicted that the Earth will be destroyed by an asteroid they call "Nibiru," an alien invasion or a supernova (from wiki).
 
... What the hell, people. The chance of any of these things happening is highly unlikely.
 
Unless somehow, a ginormous freaking Jupiter-sized asteroid appears out of nowhere, weaves its way through several other planets, manages not to hit any of those and finds its direction straight towards Earth is perfectly possible on any random given day...
That's plainly unthinkable.
 
And, a freaking alien invasion? REALLY?
 
That claim is practically announcing that the human race's technology sucks like shit. For all these years, we've claimed that we are the only ones in the universe that are presently detected in our technological  systems.
If we really were to be invaded by aliens on any given day, without the knowledge that they even exist, would honestly be quite unfortunate for the space industry's reputation.
 
And, finally, A SUPERNOVA?
 
DAFUQ?
 
... I'm kind of wondering what the hell these Mayans were smoking back then...
 
A supernova happening within this solar system is impossible.
 
Unless the sun suddenly went out like a candle, or a new star randomly appears nearby just to explode soon after, it's impossible.
It's like saying:
I'll just throw a water balloon at your face right now, without actually having a water balloon here with me.
 
What the hell, Mayans...
Are you just trying to screw with the future human generations for fun?
Because, this certainly is one of the stupidest and most out-there topics I've ever heard out of the media.
 
But, hey, whatever, people could believe what they want.
I'm not here to stop them.
 
Just to comment on it.
 


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