The Wanted: Glad You Came

Quite honestly, before this song came out, I didn't even know 'The Wanted ' existed.

 

 

Apparently, they're an English-Irish boy band, who debuted in July 2010.

So, they were formed not so long ago.

And considering current music themes about romance and such, that brings me to their most popular song:

 

Glad You Came.

 

 

The direct message in this song would be the obsessive I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU'RE SO BLAHBLAHBLAH.

 

The inexplicit message is WOW I TOTALLY LOVED YOUR ORGASM.

 

... And by now, both you and I are looking at each other like 'wait what.'

 

But my thoughts on this need to be explained more than just wait what in a glance.

 

It's more like:

 

WHAT THE FREAKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, WRITING CRAPPY SHIT MUSIC LIKE THIS SO THAT LITTLE INNOCENT YOUNG CHILDREN START RUNNING AROUND THE PLAYGROUND SCREAMING IM GLAAAAAAAAAAAD YOU CAAAAAME DOO-DOO-DO-DO-DO-DOO-DOO NOT KNOWING THAT THEYRE ACTUALLY SAYING THAT THEY ENJOYED AN ORGASM AND FREAKING SHITTY MUSIC RECORD SIGNING DEALS WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MUSIC COMPANIES YOU'RE KINDA FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD YOU ACTUALLY ACCEPT THIS PIECE OF JUNK AS A WORK OF ART AND EXPRESSION WELL LET ME JUST SHOVE THIS CHAINSAW UP YOUR ASS AND SEE IF YOU CAN WRITE A SONG ABOUT THAT HUH?!?!?!

 

... But then again, that's an awfully long of a sentiment to be put in a glance.

So I usually just stick to the wait what option.

 

Seriously, music record signing companies need to think these things through so that their record deal doesn't include some song about a woman's orgasm when having sex with a man while she's drunk, and there's a random emotional part about a sunset and some stars. And what the fuck does the universe have to do with a drunk woman's orgasm?

 

I also have the boy band to blame for the production of this piece of shit.

 

YOU'RE A BOY BAND.

 

HOW THE FREAKING HELL DO YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF WRITING A SONG ABOUT ORGASM?

 

Just like:

 

Oh yeah hey guys i think im kinda turned on today yeah i had sex yesterday the orgasm was really nice we should just write a song about it i mean it'll be really deep and emotional and stuff and little kids all over North America will love it they'll just karaoke it all the time and im sure the parents wont mind because WE'RE JUST A FUCKING BOY BAND WHO WILL CREATE A VIRAL TRENDING MEDIA THAT WILL POISON THE MINDS OF MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ALL AROUND THE GLOBE.

 

... Well, that escalated quickly.

 

Thank goodness, however, that this trend has died down amongst little children, but now, a new global disaster has come...

 

 In the form of the terrifying Carly Ray Jepsen.