Written by Stephanie Meyer, the Twilight series has won the hearts of young readers everywhere. It's been developed into a feature-length movie series, known as The Twilight Saga.
Honestly, I don't understand the cover art of the novel itself. I mean, what the hell does an apple have to do with a girl falling in love with a 104 year-old vampire, then meeting a bunch of idiotic people who try to kill her, which in the end, concludes with sex and the birth of a random child.
The story's plot overview seems overly... Well, simply put, stupid.
The first book, Twilight, is basically:
Bella, the main character, moves to a city, where she meets a 104 year-old vampire, Edward, whom she feels attracted to. Then James, a sadistic vampire [dafuq?] is like:
OH DAMN THAT GIRL'S NIIIIIIIIICE and tries to kill her. Bella flees to another city, where she stupidly meets him again. Edward + friends save her and kill James. They then go back to their starting city.
.... My question is:
HOW THE FUCK DID STEPHANIE MEYER MANAGE TO WRITE A FULLY-FLEDGED 500 PAGE NOVEL BASED UPON SUCH A PATHETIC STORYLINE?!
I don't even wanna know what her other three books are about.
From what I see on wikipedia...
Book 1: Bella meet Edward. Edward meet Bella. FUCK YOU, JAMES.
Book 2: Edward is suicidal. Bella slaps him in the face. FUCK YOU, JAMES' WIFE. Oh hi, Jacob.
Book 3: James' wife rages and gathers baby vampires to kill Bella. Meanwhile, Bella is having a relationship crisis. Edward and Jacob fight about calling dibs on Bella's virginity.
Book 4: Bella and Edward marry, have sex and, thus, Bella is impregnated by a vampire. The baby, for no apparent reason, grows so fucking fast that Bella thinks she's gonna die. She gives birth and Edward turns her into a vampire. Jacob falls in love with their newborn child, at which, in my mind, he is officially deemed a pedophile.
... And this is the part where we all go:
DAFUQ?
I don't even know what the hell is wrong with this Stephanie Meyer's mind, but she needs immediate psychological attention.
Honestly, a sparkling 104 year-old man having sex with a teenage girl, then her best friend falls in love with their child, would hardly be considered an appropriate topic.
Is this the only theme that captivates young minds nowadays?
If so... I weep ever so dearly for the future.
To many's surprise, I've never actually read, held or merely touched any Twilight material, whether it be books, posters, etc. nor do I ever want to....
And I plan to keep it that way for clearly expressed reasons.
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