Planning to Live on Youtube?

So, Youtube is a nice little digital platform nowadays.

But the way they updated the layout kinda irks my soul.

 

Anyhow, for some time now, I've been planning to go live on youtube.

But problem is, I have no money, which results in no camcorder, meaning no youtube videos.

 

So, when i do get all the equipment, I will start a youtube channel and I will post it here, as well as on my anime blog.

 

In terms of what I plan to do on this channel, I'll have set days in the week where i'll constantly post videos.

 

So yeeep, just a bit about my plans. :)

Youth Dating in the Modern World

 

Youth in Canada are found to be dating very young in their lives.

Young, as in, around Grade 4ish.

 

Honestly, not how, but WHY?

I don't think it's a great idea to lose your already-shitty virgin life to an even-worse prostitution life.
And just because you tell yourself:

IM KOOL ND IMMA GET A GF CUZ I HAZ SWAGG

... If you type like that, you aren't even close to being cool.

You're not cool.
Not mature.
Not fit for life.

You need to go to school, young child.
Not date your classmates one by one.

LIKE HOLY CRAP IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND THIS?

But I'm starting to think that it has something to do with genes.

People defined as "good-looking" or "hot" are more likely to become prostitutes and die with AIDS.
Whereas people who are "decent" or "not-so-decent" are more likely to succeed in life.

Sorry, no offense meant to those who are good-looking.
If you're great-looking, good for you. All my applause for your genes.

These good-looking little children are also more likely to succumb to society's influences.

For example:

GIRLS: makeup, crop tops, mini shorts, has the mindset that skinny is beautiful.
BOYS: flat caps, swagger, low-riding, obnoxious, has the mindset that tanned muscular bodies are the best.

For one, these trends are so... white [no racial discrimination intended].

White people ARE NOT the best all the time.

It's just best to be who you are.

So, moral of the story: do not succumb to society's ever-prominent influences to the point where you become a swaggermaster because you will get AIDS and die.

YOU WILL GET AIDS AND DIE.
And if you do happen to contract AIDS, please contact a physician immediately.




[A Bit About] The Harlem Shake

I haven't been posting for a while now... But yay, I'm baaack... [silence]

This post is going to be a bit shorter because I have almost no freetime today.

 

... So, the Harlem Shake has been up and running in the trending industries nowadays.

 

It's like... really.... odd.

 

The Harlem Shake was originally an African dance. I haven't watched it, but my African friends have verified that this is true.

 

So, like America does with most things, they took this Harlem Shake and essentially... raped it.

They literally turned it into an internet-induced seizure.

They warped the idea of the Harlem Shake into a bunch of crazed people having a seizure.

 

Amerihurrr.

like can you not.

 

As to why I haven't watched this Harlem Shake thoroughly enough, I'll explain that in another post.

 

Girls' Fashion: PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON

LITERALLY, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.

 

Okay, girls, being and feeling beautiful is an entirely different thing than being a slut.

 

Now, I live in Canada. A freaking freezing country, if you ask me. During the summer, it's completely acceptable to wear a really loose shirt with the shoulder down or a crop top.

But, HOLY MOTHER OF CANADIAN APPAREL...

 

WINTER TIME ISN'T THE TIME TO SHOW OFF YOUR BARE SKIN.

 

Sometimes you just need to know your limit.

With the following rant, I'm talking about this trend in a Canadian winter situation.

Once again, those 3 M's that I used last time with low-riding applies here just the same.

 

 

The Modicum

Okay, so this isn't THAT bad during the winter, but still, i think it'll be better if you just wear a hoodie and a simple t-shirt. This isn't a problem, but for me, as a girl, it's really weird when i see girls flirting with guys while wearing these super baggy exposing shirts.

Just one of my thoughts.

 

Moving on.

 

 

The (not-so) Moderate

 

 

This is where girls start to forget about appropriate seasonal clothing.

MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S LIKE MINUS FIVE DEGRESS OUTSIDE AND YOU'RE GOING OUT IN A FULLY-FLEDGED CROP TOP?

 

Sometimes, I have to question the decency of some girls out there.

So who cares if you have a boyfriend, who cares if you have a guy in your class that you like and want to woo, it doesnt give you an excuse to wear ridiculous clothes during the wrong season.

YOU MIGHT CATCH A COLD AND DIE.

Not that it really matters to me, since it was all your fault to begin with.

 

 

The Maximum

 

Alright, alright, I'm not being a hater or anything, don't get me wrong.

But Rihanna honestly needs a t-shirt or something in this.

 

This would be the most awkward scenario ever if you had to board the local bus and sit next to her, without paprazzi, regardless of which season it is. And most of this awkwardness would be because she's a celebrity and wearing the most ridiculous of outfits.

If I were to have a "normal" conversation with her, it'd go like:

 

Me: ... Hey.. uh, Rihanna.

Rihanna: Heey, it's nice weather outside, good day to take a stroll.

Me: Welp, you definitely look... dressed for it.

Rihanna: haha, yeah.

Me: haha............................. (What the fuck do i tell her next? that i can see her nipples or the fact that her outfit is too showy in general?) ..........................................

 

And well, in the last line, I pretty much told you why her outfit is really awkward.

 

At least she looks happy.

 

But if she wore this during winter in Canada, she'd be deep down in a grave somewhere in a cemetery...

 

And hence...

 

PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON FOR WINTER AND KEEP IT CONSERVATIVE FOR THE FALL SEASON TOO.

 



 

I don't think my eyes can handle this sheer madness any longer.

 

 

WE'VE LIVED, but then there's school...

Well, we lived through that so-called apocalyptic day. And for quite a while now, which brings me to my next point.

Winter break is almost over, which means that school starts again and I'm back to blogging.

 

 

Honestly, I can't imagine how awkward it must be for those people who genuinely panicked and went out to buy en entire grocery store. At least the economy benifitted, I guess...

 

I'm pretty sure that before the 21st, they went all out, saying:

OH DAAMN THE WORLD'S GONNA END, SO I BETTER STOCK UP ON SHIT THAT I USUALLY DONT NEED BUT HAVE IN MY HOUSE ANYWAY.

 

Then afterwards was probably something like:

... Oh hahah heeey guuuuys... pfft world ending... what a load of bullcrap...

 

And our reactions can  pretty much be sumed up with: ... what the hell, man.

 

And so, life, after the upcoming weekend goes back to its everyday school cycle.

And what's even worse is that exams are coming up.

I mean, this semester for me isn't too bad, but next semester, i'll be gouging out my eyeballs from lack of sleep.

 

 

So, I hope everyone had a good start to the New Year, compared to me. I've just been lazing around, refusing to do homework.

 



December 21, 2012: End of the World?

Everyone knows about the upcoming Mayan-claimed apocalyptic event that is predicted to happen tomorrow.

 

 

So, apparently, the Mayans predicted that the Earth will be destroyed by an asteroid they call "Nibiru," an alien invasion or a supernova (from wiki).

 

... What the hell, people. The chance of any of these things happening is highly unlikely.

 

Unless somehow, a ginormous freaking Jupiter-sized asteroid appears out of nowhere, weaves its way through several other planets, manages not to hit any of those and finds its direction straight towards Earth is perfectly possible on any random given day...

That's plainly unthinkable.

 

And, a freaking alien invasion? REALLY?

 

That claim is practically announcing that the human race's technology sucks like shit. For all these years, we've claimed that we are the only ones in the universe that are presently detected in our technological  systems.

If we really were to be invaded by aliens on any given day, without the knowledge that they even exist, would honestly be quite unfortunate for the space industry's reputation.

 

And, finally, A SUPERNOVA?

 

DAFUQ?

 

... I'm kind of wondering what the hell these Mayans were smoking back then...

 

A supernova happening within this solar system is impossible.

 

Unless the sun suddenly went out like a candle, or a new star randomly appears nearby just to explode soon after, it's impossible.

It's like saying:

I'll just throw a water balloon at your face right now, without actually having a water balloon here with me.

 

What the hell, Mayans...

Are you just trying to screw with the future human generations for fun?

Because, this certainly is one of the stupidest and most out-there topics I've ever heard out of the media.

 

But, hey, whatever, people could believe what they want.

I'm not here to stop them.

 

Just to comment on it.

 



Camwhoring

For some sort of mystifying reason, many girls in today's society like to take pictures of themselves, otherwise known as Camwhoring.

 

Not only do they take countless pictures of themselves in random places, such as bathrooms, school desks, stairwells and on the couch, they make the weirdest poses ever.

 

This includes:

 

-The [in]famous Duckface

-The Here-I'll-Lean-Forward-To-Make-My-Boobs-Seem-Bigger

-The Awkward-Twisting-Body-Position-Which-Makes-My-Ass-Seem-Bigger

-The ever-so-reigning peace sign

-Various camera angles (above or to the side)

-The I'll-Take-A-Picture-Of-My-Reflection-In-A-Mirror

-Pouting Face

-Big Eyeballs

-I'll-Look-Stupid-On-Purpose-But-I-Really-Don't

-Do-Some-Random-Shit-That-No-One-Gives-One-Fuck-About

 

... Like, really? One trip to the McDonald's bathroom and:

 

HOLY SHIT LET'S TAKE 34982739582946817254861524 PICTURES IN 2348749687394857 DIFFERENT ANGLES AND POSES BUT SAVE NONE BECAUSE I SAID SO.

 

But, in general, THIS IS CONSIDERED A TREND?

 

This is complete societal madness.

 

Take this girl for example.

 

 

Upon looking at the comparison, I have been both mortally and mentally wounded by her pose and her expression.

 

It's a duck.

Both of them.

And there isn't any way of telling a single difference.

 

I am most horrified at what trend-setters have been doing within the 21st century.

 

If it's Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber, Carly Rae Jepsen, Lady Gaga, Pink, Marianas Trench, Hedley, OR WHOEVER THE FUCK ELSE..

 

STOP.

 

PLEASE STOP.

 

I'm not saying that these are bad singers or whatnot, I'm simply suggesting that if they are the ones who are manipulating society into some freakishly outgoing nonprofessional photographers of their own sorts... Stop. Just stop.

 

I will vomit if these celebrities introduce some sort of new and improved way to camwhore.

*shivers*

 

Another things about camwhores is that they take their "forced habit" as a very good thing.

 

... WHY THE FREAKING HELL WOULD YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD THING?

 

You are practically telling the world about your inability to:

 

1. Take photographs

2. Take normal photos with friends

3. Not care about shit no one really cares about but you.

 

They post their camwhore pictures fucking everywhere on social networking sites, like tumblr, facebook or even blogs like these, and they caption it with things like:

 

LOL CAMWHORING WITH MY BESTIES XOXOX <3

 

<3 <3 <3 LUV THESE SEXY BITCHES <3<3<3

 

<3 I'M SUCH A CAMWHORE :) <3

 

I only have one thing to say to this:

 

 

Not literally of course, but you get the gist.

 

This is completely unacceptable.

This is absolutely mortifying.

 

WHY...

 

JUST WHY?!

 

Why is the future generation unable to develop and grow without the use of such horrible trends?

 

IS THIS WHAT HUMANITY HAS COME TO?!

 

... I shed many tears for the future.

 

I don't despise those who take pictures of themselves with their friends.

But why is it that they have to post them with such terrible captions, referencing such trends?

 

I vomit at the thought of future camwhores.

 

And, thus ends my rant.