Girls' Fashion: PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON

LITERALLY, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.

 

Okay, girls, being and feeling beautiful is an entirely different thing than being a slut.

 

Now, I live in Canada. A freaking freezing country, if you ask me. During the summer, it's completely acceptable to wear a really loose shirt with the shoulder down or a crop top.

But, HOLY MOTHER OF CANADIAN APPAREL...

 

WINTER TIME ISN'T THE TIME TO SHOW OFF YOUR BARE SKIN.

 

Sometimes you just need to know your limit.

With the following rant, I'm talking about this trend in a Canadian winter situation.

Once again, those 3 M's that I used last time with low-riding applies here just the same.

 

 

The Modicum

Okay, so this isn't THAT bad during the winter, but still, i think it'll be better if you just wear a hoodie and a simple t-shirt. This isn't a problem, but for me, as a girl, it's really weird when i see girls flirting with guys while wearing these super baggy exposing shirts.

Just one of my thoughts.

 

Moving on.

 

 

The (not-so) Moderate

 

 

This is where girls start to forget about appropriate seasonal clothing.

MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S LIKE MINUS FIVE DEGRESS OUTSIDE AND YOU'RE GOING OUT IN A FULLY-FLEDGED CROP TOP?

 

Sometimes, I have to question the decency of some girls out there.

So who cares if you have a boyfriend, who cares if you have a guy in your class that you like and want to woo, it doesnt give you an excuse to wear ridiculous clothes during the wrong season.

YOU MIGHT CATCH A COLD AND DIE.

Not that it really matters to me, since it was all your fault to begin with.

 

 

The Maximum

 

Alright, alright, I'm not being a hater or anything, don't get me wrong.

But Rihanna honestly needs a t-shirt or something in this.

 

This would be the most awkward scenario ever if you had to board the local bus and sit next to her, without paprazzi, regardless of which season it is. And most of this awkwardness would be because she's a celebrity and wearing the most ridiculous of outfits.

If I were to have a "normal" conversation with her, it'd go like:

 

Me: ... Hey.. uh, Rihanna.

Rihanna: Heey, it's nice weather outside, good day to take a stroll.

Me: Welp, you definitely look... dressed for it.

Rihanna: haha, yeah.

Me: haha............................. (What the fuck do i tell her next? that i can see her nipples or the fact that her outfit is too showy in general?) ..........................................

 

And well, in the last line, I pretty much told you why her outfit is really awkward.

 

At least she looks happy.

 

But if she wore this during winter in Canada, she'd be deep down in a grave somewhere in a cemetery...

 

And hence...

 

PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON FOR WINTER AND KEEP IT CONSERVATIVE FOR THE FALL SEASON TOO.

 



 

I don't think my eyes can handle this sheer madness any longer.

 

 

WE'VE LIVED, but then there's school...

Well, we lived through that so-called apocalyptic day. And for quite a while now, which brings me to my next point.

Winter break is almost over, which means that school starts again and I'm back to blogging.

 

 

Honestly, I can't imagine how awkward it must be for those people who genuinely panicked and went out to buy en entire grocery store. At least the economy benifitted, I guess...

 

I'm pretty sure that before the 21st, they went all out, saying:

OH DAAMN THE WORLD'S GONNA END, SO I BETTER STOCK UP ON SHIT THAT I USUALLY DONT NEED BUT HAVE IN MY HOUSE ANYWAY.

 

Then afterwards was probably something like:

... Oh hahah heeey guuuuys... pfft world ending... what a load of bullcrap...

 

And our reactions can  pretty much be sumed up with: ... what the hell, man.

 

And so, life, after the upcoming weekend goes back to its everyday school cycle.

And what's even worse is that exams are coming up.

I mean, this semester for me isn't too bad, but next semester, i'll be gouging out my eyeballs from lack of sleep.

 

 

So, I hope everyone had a good start to the New Year, compared to me. I've just been lazing around, refusing to do homework.

 



December 21, 2012: End of the World?

Everyone knows about the upcoming Mayan-claimed apocalyptic event that is predicted to happen tomorrow.

 

 

So, apparently, the Mayans predicted that the Earth will be destroyed by an asteroid they call "Nibiru," an alien invasion or a supernova (from wiki).

 

... What the hell, people. The chance of any of these things happening is highly unlikely.

 

Unless somehow, a ginormous freaking Jupiter-sized asteroid appears out of nowhere, weaves its way through several other planets, manages not to hit any of those and finds its direction straight towards Earth is perfectly possible on any random given day...

That's plainly unthinkable.

 

And, a freaking alien invasion? REALLY?

 

That claim is practically announcing that the human race's technology sucks like shit. For all these years, we've claimed that we are the only ones in the universe that are presently detected in our technological  systems.

If we really were to be invaded by aliens on any given day, without the knowledge that they even exist, would honestly be quite unfortunate for the space industry's reputation.

 

And, finally, A SUPERNOVA?

 

DAFUQ?

 

... I'm kind of wondering what the hell these Mayans were smoking back then...

 

A supernova happening within this solar system is impossible.

 

Unless the sun suddenly went out like a candle, or a new star randomly appears nearby just to explode soon after, it's impossible.

It's like saying:

I'll just throw a water balloon at your face right now, without actually having a water balloon here with me.

 

What the hell, Mayans...

Are you just trying to screw with the future human generations for fun?

Because, this certainly is one of the stupidest and most out-there topics I've ever heard out of the media.

 

But, hey, whatever, people could believe what they want.

I'm not here to stop them.

 

Just to comment on it.

 



Camwhoring

For some sort of mystifying reason, many girls in today's society like to take pictures of themselves, otherwise known as Camwhoring.

 

Not only do they take countless pictures of themselves in random places, such as bathrooms, school desks, stairwells and on the couch, they make the weirdest poses ever.

 

This includes:

 

-The [in]famous Duckface

-The Here-I'll-Lean-Forward-To-Make-My-Boobs-Seem-Bigger

-The Awkward-Twisting-Body-Position-Which-Makes-My-Ass-Seem-Bigger

-The ever-so-reigning peace sign

-Various camera angles (above or to the side)

-The I'll-Take-A-Picture-Of-My-Reflection-In-A-Mirror

-Pouting Face

-Big Eyeballs

-I'll-Look-Stupid-On-Purpose-But-I-Really-Don't

-Do-Some-Random-Shit-That-No-One-Gives-One-Fuck-About

 

... Like, really? One trip to the McDonald's bathroom and:

 

HOLY SHIT LET'S TAKE 34982739582946817254861524 PICTURES IN 2348749687394857 DIFFERENT ANGLES AND POSES BUT SAVE NONE BECAUSE I SAID SO.

 

But, in general, THIS IS CONSIDERED A TREND?

 

This is complete societal madness.

 

Take this girl for example.

 

 

Upon looking at the comparison, I have been both mortally and mentally wounded by her pose and her expression.

 

It's a duck.

Both of them.

And there isn't any way of telling a single difference.

 

I am most horrified at what trend-setters have been doing within the 21st century.

 

If it's Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber, Carly Rae Jepsen, Lady Gaga, Pink, Marianas Trench, Hedley, OR WHOEVER THE FUCK ELSE..

 

STOP.

 

PLEASE STOP.

 

I'm not saying that these are bad singers or whatnot, I'm simply suggesting that if they are the ones who are manipulating society into some freakishly outgoing nonprofessional photographers of their own sorts... Stop. Just stop.

 

I will vomit if these celebrities introduce some sort of new and improved way to camwhore.

*shivers*

 

Another things about camwhores is that they take their "forced habit" as a very good thing.

 

... WHY THE FREAKING HELL WOULD YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD THING?

 

You are practically telling the world about your inability to:

 

1. Take photographs

2. Take normal photos with friends

3. Not care about shit no one really cares about but you.

 

They post their camwhore pictures fucking everywhere on social networking sites, like tumblr, facebook or even blogs like these, and they caption it with things like:

 

LOL CAMWHORING WITH MY BESTIES XOXOX <3

 

<3 <3 <3 LUV THESE SEXY BITCHES <3<3<3

 

<3 I'M SUCH A CAMWHORE :) <3

 

I only have one thing to say to this:

 

 

Not literally of course, but you get the gist.

 

This is completely unacceptable.

This is absolutely mortifying.

 

WHY...

 

JUST WHY?!

 

Why is the future generation unable to develop and grow without the use of such horrible trends?

 

IS THIS WHAT HUMANITY HAS COME TO?!

 

... I shed many tears for the future.

 

I don't despise those who take pictures of themselves with their friends.

But why is it that they have to post them with such terrible captions, referencing such trends?

 

I vomit at the thought of future camwhores.

 

And, thus ends my rant.





Twilight has Raped the Future

Written by Stephanie Meyer, the Twilight series has won the hearts of young readers everywhere. It's been developed into a feature-length movie series, known as The Twilight Saga.

 

 

Honestly, I don't understand the cover art of the novel itself. I mean, what the hell does an apple have to do with a girl falling in love with a 104 year-old vampire, then meeting a bunch of idiotic people who try to kill her, which in the end, concludes with sex and the birth of a random child.

 

The story's plot overview seems overly... Well, simply put, stupid.

 

The first book, Twilight, is basically:

Bella, the main character, moves to a city, where she meets a 104 year-old vampire, Edward, whom she feels attracted to. Then James, a sadistic vampire [dafuq?] is like:

OH DAMN THAT GIRL'S NIIIIIIIIICE and tries to kill her. Bella flees to another city, where she stupidly meets him again. Edward + friends save her and kill James. They then go back to their starting city.

 

.... My question is:

 

HOW THE FUCK DID STEPHANIE MEYER MANAGE TO WRITE A FULLY-FLEDGED 500 PAGE NOVEL BASED UPON SUCH A PATHETIC STORYLINE?!

 

I don't even wanna know what her other three books are about.

 

From what I see on wikipedia...

 

Book 1: Bella meet Edward. Edward meet Bella. FUCK YOU, JAMES.

 

Book 2: Edward is suicidal. Bella slaps him in the face. FUCK YOU, JAMES' WIFE. Oh hi, Jacob.

 

Book 3: James' wife rages and gathers baby vampires to kill Bella. Meanwhile, Bella is having a relationship crisis. Edward and Jacob fight about calling dibs on Bella's virginity.

 

Book 4: Bella and Edward marry, have sex and, thus, Bella is impregnated by a vampire. The baby, for no apparent reason, grows so fucking fast that Bella thinks she's gonna die. She gives birth and Edward turns her into a vampire. Jacob falls in love with their newborn child, at which, in my mind, he is officially deemed a pedophile.

 

... And this is the part where we all go:

 

DAFUQ?

 

I don't even know what the hell is wrong with this Stephanie Meyer's mind, but she needs immediate psychological attention.

 

Honestly, a sparkling 104 year-old man having sex with a teenage girl, then her best friend falls in love with their child, would hardly be considered an appropriate topic.

 

Is this the only theme that captivates young minds nowadays?

 

If so... I weep ever so dearly for the future.

 

To many's surprise, I've never actually read, held or merely touched any Twilight material, whether it be books, posters, etc. nor do I ever want to....

 

And I plan to keep it that way for clearly expressed reasons.



Recognized by Digital Society, Dragged Down by Reality

I've never had this many viewers on my blog before.

Nor did I ever think that I'd get this many.

 

I thought my blog was just me annoyingly ranting about first-world problems, which, in turn, is another first-world problem...

 

Well, now that I know that my blog has an actual audience, I'll devise more devious posts and create a wondrous world of veering vexation for all of you fellow humans, cats, dogs, toddlers, teens, stoves and cherries.

 

[If you haven't noticed already, alliteration is a big thing of mine.]

 

If you have any topic requests, send them in to me by whichever method you prefer.

 

And, hence, my blog lives on.

 

... Unless I die, at which point my blog will not be continued for obvious reasons.

 

... I have a crap load of homework, so I'll add an actual post later.

Last minute, it always seems that teachers simply vomit all their assignments onto you, at which I feel very disgusted at their time management.

And they constantly tell us:

WELL CHIIIILDREN, YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO MANAGE YOUR TIIIIME...

 

... Perhaps you should start doing the same, teacher.

 

They always complain about how:

AUUGHH IM NOT DONE MARKING YEEET AND I HAVE AAAAALL OF THESE NEW ASSIGNMENTS TO MAAARK..

 

... Bitch, you assigned them.

So, don't even think of blaming it on us.

 

But life goes on...

 

 

Conneticut and its 28 Dead People

... Is this even explainable?

 

28 PEOPLE MURDERED, 20 OF WHICH ARE BETWEEN THE AGES OF FIVE TO TEN, 6 ARE ADULTS, ONE IS A MOTHER AND ONE IS THE MURDERER.

(from the news)

 

I dont understand the U.S. anymore... Hwo on earth did a 20 year-old manage to just kill his mother, shooting her in the face, then casually driving to the nearby school, at which his mother teaches at, and murdering 20 children with semi-automatic handguns.

 

You first have to question:

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET TWO FUCKING SEMI-AUTOMATIC HANDGUNS?!

 

Oh wait, I know the answer to that, PFFT, it's the United States.

 

The very simple fact that this bloodbath took place in the U.S. is enough of an answer for me.

 

Not only did this man kill 20 children, he also murdered 6 adults, who are most probably teachers of sorts. After his killing spree, he takes the gun to his own head and suicides.

 

... Now really, I think he should have contacted a psychologist before having done this.

It would've done him good.

 

There are rumours as to what caused him to do this: some say that he was just crazy and emotionally unstable for certain reasons, or that he was jealous of his mom's students at her school, who received more attention than he got at home....

 

So wait, hang on for a sec, a fully grown 20 year-old is jealous of a bunch of little kids that his mom teaches and his solution to this jealously is to kill those kids and his mom and then himself.

 

.. I see something oh so horribly wrong with this image.

 

I currently am in question as to what the U.S. does for its citizens.

How is the healthcare over there? It is good?

Because, to us Canadians, it seems like the shittiest piece of crap that ever existed so far because of this scenario.

 

Now, video games might also be another cause for this. This guy might've just really liked guns and shit. And one day was just like: HMM MAYBE I'LL TRY MY NEW GUNS ON THOSE KIDS AND MY MOM WHO I HATE SO MUCH.

 

Now video games, because of this, are a problem for the next generation, because this will totally mindfuck them, giving them the mental image that guns are cool and that going on a killing rampage is the way to go.

 

So freaking WAY TO GO, United States, you have just made it on my list of idiotic media.