Trending Media

[dictionary def] The means of mass social communication excessively regarded by the public, creating a popular or 'mainstream' idea throughout society

[personal def] An annoying fanbase of obsessive teenage girls anywhere and anytime, regardless of actual gender identity; applicable to most trending media, whether it originates from adolescent girls, fully grown men, toddlers, tables, hammers or apricots.

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Planning to Live on Youtube?

So, Youtube is a nice little digital platform nowadays.
But the way they updated the layout kinda irks my soul.
 
Anyhow, for some time now, I've been planning to go live on youtube.
But problem is, I have no money, which results in no camcorder, meaning no youtube videos.
 
So, when i do get all the equipment, I will start a youtube channel and I will post it here, as well as on my anime blog.
 
In terms of what I plan to do on this channel, I'll have set days in the week where i'll constantly post videos.
 
So yeeep, just a bit about my plans. :)

Youth Dating in the Modern World

 
Youth in Canada are found to be dating very young in their lives.
Young, as in, around Grade 4ish.
 
Honestly, not how, but WHY?

I don't think it's a great idea to lose your already-shitty virgin life to an even-worse prostitution life.
And just because you tell yourself:

IM KOOL ND IMMA GET A GF CUZ I HAZ SWAGG

... If you type like that, you aren't even close to being cool.

You're not cool.
Not mature.
Not fit for life.

You need to go to school, young child.
Not date your classmates one by one.

LIKE HOLY CRAP IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND THIS?

But I'm starting to think that it has something to do with genes.

People defined as "good-looking" or "hot" are more likely to become prostitutes and die with AIDS.
Whereas people who are "decent" or "not-so-decent" are more likely to succeed in life.

Sorry, no offense meant to those who are good-looking.
If you're great-looking, good for you. All my applause for your genes.

These good-looking little children are also more likely to succumb to society's influences.

For example:

GIRLS: makeup, crop tops, mini shorts, has the mindset that skinny is beautiful.
BOYS: flat caps, swagger, low-riding, obnoxious, has the mindset that tanned muscular bodies are the best.

For one, these trends are so... white [no racial discrimination intended].

White people ARE NOT the best all the time.

It's just best to be who you are.

So, moral of the story: do not succumb to society's ever-prominent influences to the point where you become a swaggermaster because you will get AIDS and die.

YOU WILL GET AIDS AND DIE.
And if you do happen to contract AIDS, please contact a physician immediately.




[A Bit About] The Harlem Shake

I haven't been posting for a while now... But yay, I'm baaack... [silence]
This post is going to be a bit shorter because I have almost no freetime today.
 
... So, the Harlem Shake has been up and running in the trending industries nowadays.
 
It's like... really.... odd.
 
The Harlem Shake was originally an African dance. I haven't watched it, but my African friends have verified that this is true.
 
So, like America does with most things, they took this Harlem Shake and essentially... raped it.
They literally turned it into an internet-induced seizure.
They warped the idea of the Harlem Shake into a bunch of crazed people having a seizure.
 
Amerihurrr.
like can you not.
 
As to why I haven't watched this Harlem Shake thoroughly enough, I'll explain that in another post.