Planning to Live on Youtube?

So, Youtube is a nice little digital platform nowadays.

But the way they updated the layout kinda irks my soul.

 

Anyhow, for some time now, I've been planning to go live on youtube.

But problem is, I have no money, which results in no camcorder, meaning no youtube videos.

 

So, when i do get all the equipment, I will start a youtube channel and I will post it here, as well as on my anime blog.

 

In terms of what I plan to do on this channel, I'll have set days in the week where i'll constantly post videos.

 

So yeeep, just a bit about my plans. :)

Youth Dating in the Modern World

 

Youth in Canada are found to be dating very young in their lives.

Young, as in, around Grade 4ish.

 

Honestly, not how, but WHY?

I don't think it's a great idea to lose your already-shitty virgin life to an even-worse prostitution life.
And just because you tell yourself:

IM KOOL ND IMMA GET A GF CUZ I HAZ SWAGG

... If you type like that, you aren't even close to being cool.

You're not cool.
Not mature.
Not fit for life.

You need to go to school, young child.
Not date your classmates one by one.

LIKE HOLY CRAP IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND THIS?

But I'm starting to think that it has something to do with genes.

People defined as "good-looking" or "hot" are more likely to become prostitutes and die with AIDS.
Whereas people who are "decent" or "not-so-decent" are more likely to succeed in life.

Sorry, no offense meant to those who are good-looking.
If you're great-looking, good for you. All my applause for your genes.

These good-looking little children are also more likely to succumb to society's influences.

For example:

GIRLS: makeup, crop tops, mini shorts, has the mindset that skinny is beautiful.
BOYS: flat caps, swagger, low-riding, obnoxious, has the mindset that tanned muscular bodies are the best.

For one, these trends are so... white [no racial discrimination intended].

White people ARE NOT the best all the time.

It's just best to be who you are.

So, moral of the story: do not succumb to society's ever-prominent influences to the point where you become a swaggermaster because you will get AIDS and die.

YOU WILL GET AIDS AND DIE.
And if you do happen to contract AIDS, please contact a physician immediately.




[A Bit About] The Harlem Shake

I haven't been posting for a while now... But yay, I'm baaack... [silence]

This post is going to be a bit shorter because I have almost no freetime today.

 

... So, the Harlem Shake has been up and running in the trending industries nowadays.

 

It's like... really.... odd.

 

The Harlem Shake was originally an African dance. I haven't watched it, but my African friends have verified that this is true.

 

So, like America does with most things, they took this Harlem Shake and essentially... raped it.

They literally turned it into an internet-induced seizure.

They warped the idea of the Harlem Shake into a bunch of crazed people having a seizure.

 

Amerihurrr.

like can you not.

 

As to why I haven't watched this Harlem Shake thoroughly enough, I'll explain that in another post.

 

Girls' Fashion: PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON

LITERALLY, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.

 

Okay, girls, being and feeling beautiful is an entirely different thing than being a slut.

 

Now, I live in Canada. A freaking freezing country, if you ask me. During the summer, it's completely acceptable to wear a really loose shirt with the shoulder down or a crop top.

But, HOLY MOTHER OF CANADIAN APPAREL...

 

WINTER TIME ISN'T THE TIME TO SHOW OFF YOUR BARE SKIN.

 

Sometimes you just need to know your limit.

With the following rant, I'm talking about this trend in a Canadian winter situation.

Once again, those 3 M's that I used last time with low-riding applies here just the same.

 

 

The Modicum

Okay, so this isn't THAT bad during the winter, but still, i think it'll be better if you just wear a hoodie and a simple t-shirt. This isn't a problem, but for me, as a girl, it's really weird when i see girls flirting with guys while wearing these super baggy exposing shirts.

Just one of my thoughts.

 

Moving on.

 

 

The (not-so) Moderate

 

 

This is where girls start to forget about appropriate seasonal clothing.

MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S LIKE MINUS FIVE DEGRESS OUTSIDE AND YOU'RE GOING OUT IN A FULLY-FLEDGED CROP TOP?

 

Sometimes, I have to question the decency of some girls out there.

So who cares if you have a boyfriend, who cares if you have a guy in your class that you like and want to woo, it doesnt give you an excuse to wear ridiculous clothes during the wrong season.

YOU MIGHT CATCH A COLD AND DIE.

Not that it really matters to me, since it was all your fault to begin with.

 

 

The Maximum

 

Alright, alright, I'm not being a hater or anything, don't get me wrong.

But Rihanna honestly needs a t-shirt or something in this.

 

This would be the most awkward scenario ever if you had to board the local bus and sit next to her, without paprazzi, regardless of which season it is. And most of this awkwardness would be because she's a celebrity and wearing the most ridiculous of outfits.

If I were to have a "normal" conversation with her, it'd go like:

 

Me: ... Hey.. uh, Rihanna.

Rihanna: Heey, it's nice weather outside, good day to take a stroll.

Me: Welp, you definitely look... dressed for it.

Rihanna: haha, yeah.

Me: haha............................. (What the fuck do i tell her next? that i can see her nipples or the fact that her outfit is too showy in general?) ..........................................

 

And well, in the last line, I pretty much told you why her outfit is really awkward.

 

At least she looks happy.

 

But if she wore this during winter in Canada, she'd be deep down in a grave somewhere in a cemetery...

 

And hence...

 

PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON FOR WINTER AND KEEP IT CONSERVATIVE FOR THE FALL SEASON TOO.

 



 

I don't think my eyes can handle this sheer madness any longer.

 

 

WE'VE LIVED, but then there's school...

Well, we lived through that so-called apocalyptic day. And for quite a while now, which brings me to my next point.

Winter break is almost over, which means that school starts again and I'm back to blogging.

 

 

Honestly, I can't imagine how awkward it must be for those people who genuinely panicked and went out to buy en entire grocery store. At least the economy benifitted, I guess...

 

I'm pretty sure that before the 21st, they went all out, saying:

OH DAAMN THE WORLD'S GONNA END, SO I BETTER STOCK UP ON SHIT THAT I USUALLY DONT NEED BUT HAVE IN MY HOUSE ANYWAY.

 

Then afterwards was probably something like:

... Oh hahah heeey guuuuys... pfft world ending... what a load of bullcrap...

 

And our reactions can  pretty much be sumed up with: ... what the hell, man.

 

And so, life, after the upcoming weekend goes back to its everyday school cycle.

And what's even worse is that exams are coming up.

I mean, this semester for me isn't too bad, but next semester, i'll be gouging out my eyeballs from lack of sleep.

 

 

So, I hope everyone had a good start to the New Year, compared to me. I've just been lazing around, refusing to do homework.